People lose their minds, trying to prove their parental worth by getting their children into one of five colleges; when there are thousands of good colleges across the United States – and elsewhere.
TINA FEYIf you ever start to feel good about yourself… …. they have this thing called the internet.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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(Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions and baby basketball. It’s better to have no comedy material than a horrific news day.
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You go through big chunks of time where you’re just thinking, ‘this is impossible – oh,this is impossible’. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.
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There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body’s totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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