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If you ever start to feel good about yourself… …. they have this thing called the internet.

Tina Fey

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you’re in charge, don’t hire the people who were jerky to you.
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To me YES, AND means don’t be afraid to contribute. Always make sure you’re adding something to the discussion. Your initiations are worthwhile.
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(Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)
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Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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If you ever start to feel good about yourself… …. they have this thing called the internet.
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I can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
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If you ever start to feel good about yourself… …. they have this thing called the internet.

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