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Tina Fey

Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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Amaze Even Got More Movie Review Worst
If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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Book Dominate Mad Male People Practical Tip Woman Workplace
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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Audience Cress Down Funny Humor Lady Laugh Like Man Men Old Push Start
Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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Anything Attach Lety Thing Write
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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Again Crack Funny Inspirational Joke Like Math Struggle
I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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Children College Humour Insanity Proceed Stress Surround
Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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Everybody Get Kind Person Prison
A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.
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Ask Christmas Clinical Each Feign Husband Read Some Study Talk Taught Tree
You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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Experience Survive Sweating Understand
I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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Confidence Disproportionate Funny Look Parent Raise Thank
It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, ‘if this is what it takes to win, it’s not worth it.’
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Attempt Celebrity Country Funny Hime Magical People Report Won
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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Beauty Care Hilarious Important Inspirational Inspiring Rule
I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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Bar High People Start Time
I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, ‘Well, they get pie. It’s not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.’ I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.
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Back Bad Fan Pie Remember Think Thinking Weekend Well
So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
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Ageism Face Funny Motivational Inspirational Lookism Sexism Unsolicited Witty Workplace
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
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Beer Drink Funny Good Liver Party Report Sorry

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