It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
TINA FEYI think part of picking where you live in New York is accepting who you are. Really looking at yourself and going, ‘Yeah, I’m not cool enough for the West Village.’
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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby’s temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who’s boss.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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If you ever start to feel good about yourself… …. they have this thing called the internet.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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When a coworker shows me cute pictures of her dog, I struggle to respond correctly, like an autistic person who has been taught to recognize human emotions from flash cards. In short, I am the worst.
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MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you’re in charge, don’t hire the people who were jerky to you.
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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