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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.

Tina Fey

This weight of embarrassment came over me, and I felt like I was sweating from my spine out. But I realized, ‘Okay, that happened, and I did not die.’ You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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Bad Ecveryonbe Feel Fraud Realize Trying
In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She’ll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week’s episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10.
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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Myself Seriously Take Work
I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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Humor People Smart Tell Witty
When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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Inspirational Mistake Opportunity Successful
Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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Amaze Even Got More Movie Review Worst
There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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