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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.

Tina Fey

I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.
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(Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)
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In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
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MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby’s temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who’s boss.
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Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.

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