I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
TINA FEYPhotoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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My standard answer is that I have the same struggle as any working parent but with the good fortune to be working at my dream job. Or sometimes I just hand them a juicy red apple I’ve poisoned in my working-mother witch cauldron and fly away.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
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