You go through big chunks of time where you’re just thinking, ‘this is impossible – oh,this is impossible’. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.
TINA FEYPhotoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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People lose their minds, trying to prove their parental worth by getting their children into one of five colleges; when there are thousands of good colleges across the United States – and elsewhere.
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To me YES, AND means don’t be afraid to contribute. Always make sure you’re adding something to the discussion. Your initiations are worthwhile.
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Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
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It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?
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MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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