When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
TINA FEYYou’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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If you ever start to feel good about yourself… …. they have this thing called the internet.
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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
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Life is improvisation.
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When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
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Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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