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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.

Tina Fey

Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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Life is improvisation.
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North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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Another Business Competition Other Woman
(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
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What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
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Fort Home Mean Need Pant Soon Take Turn Women
People lose their minds, trying to prove their parental worth by getting their children into one of five colleges; when there are thousands of good colleges across the United States – and elsewhere.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
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Age Attempt Decision Easier History Myself Space Stories
You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body’s totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City.
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You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person’s nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: “No, I’m a person. You can’t fix my underpants on the subway.”
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