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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].

Tina Fey

People lose their minds, trying to prove their parental worth by getting their children into one of five colleges; when there are thousands of good colleges across the United States – and elsewhere.
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Children Country Elsewhere Mind Parent People Prove Thousand
There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Thomas Jefferson-another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in Charlottesville, you had to be either a Martha Jefferson or a Sally Hemings.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea.
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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
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(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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