Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
TINA FEYIn an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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When a coworker shows me cute pictures of her dog, I struggle to respond correctly, like an autistic person who has been taught to recognize human emotions from flash cards. In short, I am the worst.
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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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The arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
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I can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She’ll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week’s episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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