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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].

Tina Fey

I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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Inspirational Mistake Opportunity Successful
Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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Amaze Even Got More Movie Review Worst
In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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Come Experience Hardest Out Pretending Someone Surprise
It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, ‘if this is what it takes to win, it’s not worth it.’
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Attempt Celebrity Country Funny Hime Magical People Report Won
I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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Experience Survive Sweating Understand
My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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Myself Seriously Take Work
You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby’s temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who’s boss.
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Baby Boss Determine Medical Rectal School Study Thermometer Way
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
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(Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)
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Cry Everyone never People Say Some Terrify

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