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What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.

Tina Fey

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do
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Confidence Delusion Hard Percent Ten Thinking Want Work
Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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Arm Change Educate Energy Nothing Rock Year
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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Final Good Gravitate Kid Learning School Something Toward
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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Humor People Smart Tell Witty
I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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Amazed Constantly Funny Humor People
Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea.
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Baby Book Down Husband Love Pick Pray Prejudice Pride Right
If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
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Whatever the problem – be part of the solution
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Part Problem Solutions Whatever
I was a little excited but mostly blorft. “Blorft” is an adjective I just made up that means ‘Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.’ I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.
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Adjective Blorfit Excite Little Mean Mostly Stress Witty
In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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Attempt Decision Easier History Myself Thing Worst
Life is improvisation.
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Improvisation Inspirational Life Is
Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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Adorable Baby Blame Creature Fart Humor
You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.
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Advice Comedian Doing Learn Male Truth
I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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Day Drinking Delicate Drinking Full Go Time
I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.

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