He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALOnce you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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I just said to myself, ‘Damn, I’m a great player.’
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don’t know. I’ll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don’t know anything about him, and it’s kinda sad.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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