They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThey shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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I just said to myself, ‘Damn, I’m a great player.’
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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