That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALWhy don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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