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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning

Shaquille O'Neal

It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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Basketball Every Good Just Little Look Make might Need Out Same Serve Show Tension Try Way
I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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Basketball Defense First Foul History Play Player Trouble
The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
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Basketball Country Day Do Enough Family Fun Kid Problem Station To
A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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Basketball Go Nipple Ouch Pinch Right Say
There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Always Like No Offeemse Polythagorean Theorem
As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
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Basketball Fan Get Materialistic Number People Sick Talk Too Tried World
Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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Balc Basketball Being Call Crazy Get Go Man Much Now Person Root Sasquatch See Snow Tropical
I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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Country Exist Kill People Person Superman Thing
I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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Anything Basketball Careful Certain Earthing File Head Must Personal Say Take
The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don’t know. I’ll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don’t know anything about him, and it’s kinda sad.
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Arm Basketball Best Embrace Everybody Forward Honest Oen Quality Step Want
I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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Basketball Educate Give Philosophical Side Somewhat
I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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Anything Basketball Blame Mainly Person Player Tactic Think Whine
Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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Planet Pluto
Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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Anyone Come Country Else People Person See Still Upstairs
If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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Body Both Needle Ouch Say Stick Take
It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
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Belief Confidence Country Karate Kid Like Movie Need Person Really Right Sort

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