If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIf he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
More Shaquille O'Neal Quotes
-
-
I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
Stats don’t matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I’m happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
You know, I’m very photogenic.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
The only person who can really motivate you is you.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain’t nothing but a sandwich.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL