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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.

Shaquille O'Neal

He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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Basketball Dunny Jokester Very
Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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Balc Basketball Being Call Crazy Get Go Man Much Now Person Root Sasquatch See Snow Tropical
There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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Answer Basketball Figure No Out Pythogorem Theorem Time Well
The biggest thing that will define my legacy is how I’ve done it, and what I’ve done, and who I am. I’m a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies.
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Biggest Define Done Guy How Legacy Movie Rap Think Weird
The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
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Basketball Country Day Do Enough Family Fun Kid Problem Station To
Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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Basketball Belly Button Everbody Knock Man One Opinion
But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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Basketball Big Down Enough No One Only Slow System Thing Three Two
I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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Always Basketball Change Country Irish Read
I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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Anything Basketball Blame Mainly Person Player Tactic Think Whine
Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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Being Cut Feel Police Prison Right Team Time
When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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Back Does Each Game Need Other Step When Come
I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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Ate Flake Frost Last Night May Remember Too
I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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Anything Call Cop Crop Day Hear Play Say True
I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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Ass Basketball Everyone Go Hand Just Know Let Want
I’m still here. I’m a force to be reckoned with… you have to come take my spot, and not through Twitter and not through the media, come take my spot.
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Come Forec Media Reckoned Spot Still Take Through Twitter
I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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Confidence Country People Person Terminator

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