Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALWe’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
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Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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As a general, and as a leader of this team, whatever I’ve got to do get my guys going I’ll do it every time. If I have to be the bad guy sometime, I’ll guess I’ll take that. That’s what a leader and a general and a chief of police does.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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My motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
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