There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALWe’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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