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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.

Shaquille O'Neal

I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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Country Lose Medulla Mission Oblongata Older Person Place Step Two
I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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Country Earthling Face Faze Flagrant Make never Person Planet
But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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Basketball Big Down Enough No One Only Slow System Thing Three Two
There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Always Like No Offeemse Polythagorean Theorem
I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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Anything Basketball Careful Certain Earthing File Head Must Personal Say Take
Stats don’t matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I’m happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose.
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Basketball Brek Fifty Happy Lose Matter Point Record Score Sixty Star Stat Win
I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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Average Cause Championship Game Hell Off Piss Point Season Something Twenty Wrong
I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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Beat Dominant Every Night Up
I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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Anything Call Cop Crop Day Hear Play Say True
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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Basketball Business Else Everybody Famous Figurehead Learn Player Right Want Way
It’s LeBron’s team. He’s the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I’m now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that’s what I’m here to do.
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Business Captain Career Country Job King People Person Protect Security Team Time Where Fit
He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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Do General Get Impeach President Say Unless Want What
I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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Happen Head Know Plus Put Rain Sexy Thing
I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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Alien Back Eating Go Going Last Normal Old Person Root Summer Year
I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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Anything Basketball Blame Mainly Person Player Tactic Think Whine
My message to little kids who aspire to be anything they want to be is to listen to their parents.
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Anything Aspire Kid Listen Little Message Parent Want

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