When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don’t know. I’ll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don’t know anything about him, and it’s kinda sad.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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