You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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