The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I’d probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one.
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Everything happens for a reason.
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