I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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I beat a lot of teams from the line. You have to have mechanics. But see, what people don’t know about my wrists is my wrists don’t go all the way back.
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I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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I’m still here. I’m a force to be reckoned with… you have to come take my spot, and not through Twitter and not through the media, come take my spot.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
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