You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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It’s LeBron’s team. He’s the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I’m now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that’s what I’m here to do.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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I just said to myself, ‘Damn, I’m a great player.’
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Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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Obviously, Sam is the type of guy that hides behind his pen and pad. I promise you he wouldn’t say that to my face in a dark alley where it’s just me and him and no witnesses.
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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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