I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that.
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This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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I just said to myself, ‘Damn, I’m a great player.’
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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