If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALGet away from my house. What do you want?
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(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I’d probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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