I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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I’m still here. I’m a force to be reckoned with… you have to come take my spot, and not through Twitter and not through the media, come take my spot.
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I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
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