I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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I’m just getting better and better. It’s just like a bunch of worker bees protecting the king bee, because I’m not a queen bee. I’m a king bee.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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