Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
More Shaquille O'Neal Quotes
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.
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I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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