I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
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Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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