Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALA pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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The only person who can really motivate you is you.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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