The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALA pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
More Shaquille O'Neal Quotes
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Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren’t too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court.
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Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain’t nothing but a sandwich.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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