Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThe stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
More Shaquille O'Neal Quotes
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain’t nothing but a sandwich.
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I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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The only person who can really motivate you is you.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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