I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThe stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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It’s LeBron’s team. He’s the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I’m now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that’s what I’m here to do.
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Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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