I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
RON WHITEIt never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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