I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
RON WHITEI didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
More Ron White Quotes
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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