My goal is just to become a better comedian.
RON WHITEI didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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