Everybody I know is a joke writer.
RON WHITEI didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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