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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.

Ron White

I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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Chill Critical Keep Product Spaghetti
I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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Big Good Part Rather Really
I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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Alcoholic Drink People Say Work Workaholic
I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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