The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
RON WHITEThe only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
RON WHITEI still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
RON WHITEI don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
RON WHITEI think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
RON WHITEI was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
RON WHITEThe only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
RON WHITEI’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
RON WHITEIt went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
RON WHITELet’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
RON WHITEMother, she likes the blue material just fine.
RON WHITEAny time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
RON WHITEI get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
RON WHITEI believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
RON WHITEI go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
RON WHITEI was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
RON WHITEI always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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