I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
RON WHITEI always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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