I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
RON WHITEPeople, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
More Ron White Quotes
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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