After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
ROBIN WILLIAMSAfter I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
ROBIN WILLIAMSBut only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
ROBIN WILLIAMSSome are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThere are no rules. Just follow your heart.
ROBIN WILLIAMSEven mistakes can be wonderful.
ROBIN WILLIAMSTo live would be an awfully big adventure.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
ROBIN WILLIAMSGolf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
ROBIN WILLIAMSA human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
ROBIN WILLIAMSCricket is basically baseball on valium.
ROBIN WILLIAMSSucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
ROBIN WILLIAMSPoetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
ROBIN WILLIAMSBeing a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
ROBIN WILLIAMSSpring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
ROBIN WILLIAMSCocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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