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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.

Robin Williams

If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Funny Intense Negotiate War Women
I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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Funny Marriage Wife Wine Women
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Divorce Humour Man Wallet
Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Gentlemen Learning Love Music
Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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Cope Drug People Reality
Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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Change Creature Habit Human Popular Want
For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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Madness Philosophy
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Actor Father Man Professional Thankful Want
When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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Doctor Drug Grow Up Used
Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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Nature Party Spring
After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Alcohol Asshole Car Quit Realize
My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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Cycle Favourite Meditation Ride
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Change Entrepreneur Ideas Inspirational People World
To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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Adventure Afventure Awful Inspirational Live
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Dress Game Golf Men Sports
We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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Borrow Hunter Used

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