Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhy do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
ROBIN WILLIAMSDon’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
ROBIN WILLIAMSCocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
ROBIN WILLIAMSTo live would be an awfully big adventure.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
ROBIN WILLIAMSPeople say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
ROBIN WILLIAMSCricket is basically baseball on valium.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
ROBIN WILLIAMSSelf-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
ROBIN WILLIAMSMy battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI love doing live action movies, but there’s a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.
ROBIN WILLIAMSCanada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe things we fear the most have already happened to us.
ROBIN WILLIAMSGolf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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