To live would be an awfully big adventure.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWe used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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