Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
ROALD DAHLWhen writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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But there was one other thing that the grown-ups also knew, and it was this: that however small the chance might be of striking lucky, the chance is there. The chance had to be there.
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It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
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I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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Good writing is essentially rewriting.
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I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
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When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
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Having power is not nearly as important as what you choose to do with it.
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