Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
ROALD DAHLDon’t gobblefunk around with words.
ROALD DAHLThe more risks you allow your children to make, the better they learn to look after themselves.
ROALD DAHLThere is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you’ll be free if you truly wish to be.
ROALD DAHLA life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
ROALD DAHLf I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
ROALD DAHLSo please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
ROALD DAHLThe writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
ROALD DAHLAnd above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
ROALD DAHLIf you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books.
ROALD DAHLIf I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
ROALD DAHLI’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
ROALD DAHLI cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
ROALD DAHLThose who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
ROALD DAHLI am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
ROALD DAHLAn autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
ROALD DAHLRainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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