The snozberries taste like snozberries!
ROALD DAHLSo please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
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Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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I doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives.
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Two rights don’t equal a left.
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You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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I’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Life is more fun if you play games.
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I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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If you are good life is good.
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