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Two rights don’t equal a left.

Roald Dahl

The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.
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Desk Force Himself Scold Writing
Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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Away Motivational Unbelievable Want Work Hard
Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
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Children Fault Parents Spoil
The life of a writer is absolute hell compared to the life of a businessman.
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Absolute Businessman Comparison Life Writer
The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives.
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Amazing Book Excitement Inspirational Introduction Live People Transport
And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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Business Eyes Greatness Hide Inspirational Place Secret World
Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
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Courtesy Kindness Mind Positive
It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
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Couple Love Matter
All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.
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Book Done Life Reading View
It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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Children Disguise Father Funny Imagination Mother Parents Wonderful
It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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Performance Prefer Punishment Task
I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
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Advantage Book Comfortable Excitement Kids Learning Passion Reading
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
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Dreamer Dreams Music
I don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.
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Book Care Finish Hate Reading Story
f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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Chocolate History Teacher
Obscurity is never a virtue.
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One Liner Virtue Vulger

Two rights don’t equal a left.

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