Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
ROALD DAHLWhen you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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Obscurity is never a virtue.
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I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
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Good writing is essentially rewriting.
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Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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Having power is not nearly as important as what you choose to do with it.
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You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
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I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Two rights don’t equal a left.
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f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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And don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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