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Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.

Roald Dahl

When I first thought about writing the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I never originally meant to have children in it at all!
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Book Children Writing
Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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Alcohol Candy Humour One Liner Quick
The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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Book Business Greatness Hide Place Secret
Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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Diary English Father Perfection Writing
I was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
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Eyes Fake Father Impossible Smile Twinkle Yourself
I’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
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Come Dreams Imagination Inspirational True
Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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Inspirational Perspiration Writing
For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
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Come Invention Pleasure Story Writing
To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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Black Broker Coal Gold Ship
The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.
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Desk Force Himself Scold Writing
f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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Chocolate History Teacher
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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Breakfast Food Humour Pencil
And don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
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Allow Inspirational Music Positive Understand Wash Worry
If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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Calender Extra Humour Remove
Life is more fun if you play games.
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Fun Game Life One Liner Play
So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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Away Beg Book Place Television Throw Wall

Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.

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