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Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.

Roald Dahl

When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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Important Modesty Oneself Strive Truth Writing
It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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Performance Prefer Punishment Task
Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children – as long as you make them laugh as well.
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Children Fairy Tale Laugh Scare
If you are good life is good.
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Goodness Life One Liner Positive
I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
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Advice Comment Entrepreneur Ignorance Understand Value
The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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Food Fruit One Liner Taste
Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Disguise Humour Nose Practice Sex Watch Yourself
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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Breakfast Food Humour Pencil
Life is more fun if you play games.
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Fun Game Life One Liner Play
To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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Black Broker Coal Gold Ship
Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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Absolute Appreciation Delight Home Impossible School Young
We make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.
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Dreamer Dreams Inspirational Reality
f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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Chocolate History Teacher
Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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Eat Giant
When I first thought about writing the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I never originally meant to have children in it at all!
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Book Children Writing
Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
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Courtesy Kindness Mind Positive

Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.

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