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Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.

Roald Dahl

Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
ROALD DAHL

Eat Giant
Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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Alcohol Candy Humour One Liner Quick
We all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
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Brillance Glory Moments One Liner
Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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Inspirational Perspiration Writing
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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Inspirational One Liner Person Positive Ugly
The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.
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Desk Force Himself Scold Writing
I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
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Children Humour Murder Myself Old Possible
Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
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Children Fault Parents Spoil
Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
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Birthday Children Complicated Creature Grow Up Secret
Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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Funny Humour One Liner World
I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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Annoy Children Deliberate Grow Up Humour Understand
The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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Book Business Greatness Hide Place Secret
But there was one other thing that the grown-ups also knew, and it was this: that however small the chance might be of striking lucky, the chance is there. The chance had to be there.
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Chance Grow Up Inspirational Work Hard
When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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Children Deserve Grow Up Parents Remember Spark
An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
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Biography Book Bore Detail Humour Life Person
A writer of fiction lives in fear. Each new day demands new ideas and he can never be sure whether he is going to come up with them or not.
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Come Demand Fear Fiction Ideas Writer

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