Woman Quotes

I don’t dress up as a woman: I dress up as a caricature of a caricature of a woman.

We’re Children, Teenagers, Women. We aren’t flames, but we have fire in us.

Traditionally women have been more reticent to acknowledge their ambition and to say it with pride. So I like having people who work for us who are ambitious, engaged, respectful. Mis-hiring is a huge mistake. It’s a tremendous opportunity cost throwing the position to the wrong person.

The misery of a child is interesting to a mother, the misery of a young man is interesting to a young woman, the misery of an old man is interesting to nobody.

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

I think men have got to change an awful lot. They still prefer the little woman.

If you ask that question again ma’am, I will have to ask you your age.

Woman is closer to angels than man because she knows how to mingle an infinite tenderness with the most absolute compassion.

I think women are concerned too much with their clothes. Men don’t really care that much about women’s clothes. If they like a girl, chances are they’ll like her clothes.

Women’s liberation as a movement makes some valid points. But in the final analysis, it doesn’t matter who wears the pants – as long as there’s money in the pockets.