Woman Quotes

I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.

I’m a young woman and I’m going to write about what I know.

Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.

I have seen something of this world,” she said over the trays, “and there are but two sorts of women in it– those who take the strength out of a man, and those who put it back. Once I was that one, and now I am this.

I am so saddened and grossed out by young women who look like creepy, old aliens because of their new Barbie noses and lips. Is that a smile or a grimace?

A girl told me my lips looked like somebody had pressed strawberry yogurt against my face.

Oh, the shortcomings and inconsistency of the average human being, especially when this human being is a man trying to manage women’s affairs!

The best of women are hypocrites.

A man’s ego is just as sensitive as a woman’s self-esteem.

Woman must have a purse of her own, and how can this be so long as the law denies to the wife all right to both the individual and the joint earnings?