I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield I’ve been told I sold 110m albums and singles. If that’s the case, I should’ve come here in a space rocket.
Adam AntAdam Ant I was obsessed with those films in my teens. I remember watching ‘Badlands’ and being amazed that there were these scenes in which nobody said anything and the silence told the whole story.
Agyness DeynAgyness Deyn I can be proud of and understand why they’re being told. I do watch a lot of films and TV, but sometimes I think: “Why the hell did you make that then?” I won’t say what they are though.
Aisling LoftusAisling Loftus The worst in life, we are told, is compatible with the best in art. So too the worst in life is compatible with the best in humour.
Agnes RepplierAgnes Repplier Many like me who operate in black America can only get our balanced story told nationally on BET talk shows.
Al SharptonAl Sharpton What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
Al FrankenAl Franken Remarkably, according to what they told me, nearly every inmate in the prison didn’t do it.
Alan AldaAlan Alda My wife told me if there is any rumors about me, it better be about politics and not about my social life.
Lou HoltzLou Holtz Even with broken wings, she dares to fly. And even with a broken heart, she dares to love.
Divya khandalDivya khandal And I refuse to apologize until the very end for the way that I feel – my feelings are valid too.
Carmen AmadosCarmen Amados Contemplate your own mortality daily, then see how much we must change.
Chris AllchinChris Allchin Poetry is the voice of the soul and the inspiration of the heart.
Teresa PeresTeresa Peres We parted sadly, like children in the street on a pleasant june afternoon.
Iestyn TudorIestyn Tudor And what shall I call you? Yours. In this life, the ones before, and all others thereafter.
Alexandra MichelleAlexandra Michelle
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