Thing Quotes

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it’s never at the expense of the other guy.

For me, one of the important things about keeping vocally healthy is warming up and making sure I’m aware where my voice is at, drinking lots of water and getting plenty of sleep, and just taking care of myself with exercise and eating healthy.

In my own life, I think legends of supernatural, mythic things are really just a manifestation of the collective unconscious. So I don’t really get freaked out.

I think very highly of myself. I think I’m capable of a lot of things on the field.

I’m sorry, but I don’t get it. If we’re supposed to ignore everything that’s wrong with our lives, then I can’t see how we’ll ever make things right.

If we all say the same thing, then I think the government has to listen. But because no one is saying it, I become singled out, even though what I’m saying is common sense.

Baseball should be the only thing on an eight year old boy’s mind.

I used to be a very angry person, I used to throw things and break them. Then I had five years of constant psycho-analysis, and I don’t get angry any more.

If you’re bored with life – you don’t get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don’t have enough goals.