Me Quotes

As a Christian, I know my life is in God’s hands. He has a plan for me.

People in general are used to seeing me as the naughty girl because that’s what they’ve always cast me as.

All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it’s a sign of security.

A woman called me interesting once, and it kind of blew my mind. She said, ‘You’re one of the most interesting people I’ve ever met,’ and I was like, ‘Wow.’

Certain though I am – and ever more certain – that I must press on in life as though Christ awaited me at the term of the universe, at the same time I feel no special assurance of the existence of Christ. Believing is not seeing. As much as anyone, I imagine, I walk in the shadows of faith.

They probably know more about me than I know myself!

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

If I go gambling the slots, some of my friends will come with me and play along with me.

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.