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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Hit Mad
Shortly after meeting you I fell in love so madly.
FRANK Z

Fall In Love Mad Yourself
The New York fashion scene is crazy, madness, but I love the energy.
KENDALL JENNER

Fashion Love Mad Myself
Can a man cling to the positive without any negative in contrast to which it is seen to be positive? If he claims to do so he is a rouge or a madman.
ZHUANGZI

Mad Man Negative Positive
I have to live my life. I have a family and I just think it’s absurd to let other people influence the way you live.
BRITNEY SPEARS

Family Life Live Mad Myself People
I don’t have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
MITCH HEDBERG

Funny Girl Mad Relationship
The ethical view of the universe involves us in so many cruel and absurd contradictions that I have come to suspect that the aim of creation cannot be ethical at all.
JOSEPH CONRAD

Creation Cruelty Ethics Mad Universe View
And men, whose reason long was blind, From cells of madness unconfined, Oft lose whole years of darker mind.
ALFRED LORD TENNYSON

Darkness Mad Man Mindset Reason
The only ones who make things change are fanatics. If you’re not a fanatic around here, you can’t cut it.
CESAR CHAVEZ

Change Mad Oneself
Well I’ve made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it’s probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I’ve known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we’ve been friends.
AL YANKOVIC

Country First Great Influence Mad Made Nice Probably Secret Year
Get mad, then get over it.
COLIN POWELL

Let Go Mad One Liner
I’m obsessed to extreme winners because I think there’s a madness to it.
JOE ROGAN

Mad Myself Thinking Win
Hunger does not breed reform; it breeds madness and all the distemper’s that make an ordered life impossible.
WOODROW WILSON

Breed Hungry Impossible Life Mad Order Reform
The whole notion of sanity may be an attempt to medicalize morality – to speak of the good in the language of health: to make us more accurate, more scientific in our wanting – but by the same token it becomes a form of moral blackmail.
ADAM PHILLIPS

Accurate Blackmail Children Feeling Good Health Language Mad Moral Morality Sanity Scientific Speak
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there.
AGNES REPPLIER

Cat Kitten Mad Remarkable Rushing Stopping
If it is true that one gets used to suffering, how is it that as the years go one always suffers more? No, they are not mad, those people who amuse themselves, enjoy life, travel, make love, fight they are not mad. We should like to do the same ourselves.
CESARE PAVESE

Enjoyment Life Mad Ourselves People Suffering True
I’m not a mad, crazy foodie. But I have strong opinions and I know a lot about food.
GILES COREN

Crazy Food Foodie Mad Opinion Strong
To everybody here’s looking at all the colours of light. May your happiness be in all shades, vibrancy & madness of these colours.
SHAHRUKH KHAN

Celebration Color Happiness Light Mad Yourself
I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
AL YANKOVIC

Abusive Column Editor Equally Letter Mad Normal Ongoing Think Tomato
Am I little mad for writing someone I’ll never have?
JUANA GARCIA

Mad Myself Writing
In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd.
MIGUEL DE CERVANTES

Impossible Inspirational Mad Try Weird
But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
J. D. SALINGER

Easy Family Hairs Himself Mad People
Great talent has always a little madness mixed up with it.
WALTER SCOTT

Greatness Mad Talent
Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
TINA FEY

Cry Let Mad never People Some Witty
If being crazy means living life as if it matters, then I don’t mind being completely insane.
KATE WINSLET

Crazy Life Live Mad Mindset Myself Sanity
The most dangerous madmen are those created by religion, and people whose aim is to disrupt society always know how to make good use of them on occasion.
DENIS DIDEROT

Creation Dangerous Mad Man Occasion Religion
And I fell madly in love with the way you smiled every time it rained.
MATT SPENSER

Fall Love Mad Myself Rain Smile Yourself

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