The essence of humor is that it should be unexpected, that it should embody an element of surprise, that it should startle us out of that reasonable gravity which, after all, must be our habitual frame of mind.
AGNES REPPLIERA kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there.
More Agnes Repplier Quotes
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Friendship takes time.
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People fed on sugared praises cannot be expected to feel an appetite for the black broth of honest criticism.
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Lovers of the town have been content, for the most part, to say they loved it. They do not brag about its uplifting qualities. They have none of the infernal smugness which makes the lover of the country insupportable.
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Economics and ethics have little in common.
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Books that children read but once are of scant service to them; those that have really helped to warm our imaginations and to train our faculties are the few old friends we know so well that they have become a portion of our thinking selves.
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There is always a secret irritation about a laugh in which we cannot join
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The man who never tells an unpalatable truth ‘at the wrong time’ (the right time has yet to be discovered) is the man whose success in life is fairly well assured.
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It takes time and trouble to persuade ourselves that the things we want to do are the things we ought to do.
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The friendships of nations, built on common interests, cannot survive the mutability of those interests.
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We may fail of our happiness, strive we ever so bravely; but we are less likely to fail if we measure with judgement our chances and our capabilities.
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What puzzles most of us are the things which have been left in the movies rather than the things which have been taken out.
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An appreciation of words is so rare that everybody naturally thinks he possesses it, and this universal sentiment results in the misuse of a material whose beauty enriches the loving student beyond the dreams of avarice.
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The sanguine assurance that men and nations can be legislated into goodness, that pressure from without is equivalent to a moral change within, needs a strong backing of inexperience.
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Diaries tell their little tales with a directness, a candor, conscious or unconscious, a closeness of outlook, which gratifies our sense of security. Reading them is like gazing through a small clear pane of glass. We may not see far and wide, but we see very distinctly that which comes within our field of vision.
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It is in his pleasure that a man really lives; it is from his leisure that he constructs the true fabric of self.
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Wit is as infinite as love, and a deal more lasting in its qualities.
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To be brave in misfortune is to be worthy of manhood; to be wise in misfortune is to conquer fate.
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Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times, because they had nobody to talk about.
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Like simplicity and candor, and other much-commented qualities, enthusiasm is charming until we meet it face to face, and cannot escape from its charm.
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
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Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
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The dog is guided by kindly instinct to the man or woman whose heart is open to his advances. The cat often leaves the friend who courts her, to honor, or to harass, the unfortunate mortal who shudders at her unwelcome caresses.
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Humor, in one form or another, is characteristic of every nation; and reflecting the salient points of social and national life, it illuminates those crowded corners which history leaves obscure.
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What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh!
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Love is a malady, the common symptoms of which are the same in all patients.
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An historian without political passions is as rare as a wasp without a sting.
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