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It’s nice to know there’s a big world with many perspectives. I tend to get so stuck in my own small world easily, and going out into the world reminds me that I’m not the center of the world – in a good way.

I’m definitely not getting married. In this business, you’re either getting married or they want you to be pregnant. I’m not getting married until I’m forty. If ever.

If I’m gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is “poontang”.

I’ve always been a quick putter, so I should never get the yips. But I got ’em. I got ’em bad.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don’t mean that you’ll get on the court.

Focus on what you’re grateful for in your life. If you don’t appreciate what you have, you won’t get any more… because the universe thinks it’s not important to you, and therefore you don’t need any more.

Trust me. I get up 530-6 every morning. I’m in the gym. I run a couple miles. I lift weights, and then I’m at work until 8-9 o’clock at night.

Don’t be getting sloppy drunk and telling them dirty jokes.

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.