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People are always asking me to do Shakespeare – at home, at colleges, on film locations, in restaurants. It’s like playing a piece of music, getting all the notes. It’s great therapy.

You don’t have to try to impress your kids. If they’re not getting what they need from you, they will let you know.

Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘

I don’t really get to attend church. That’s definitely one of the challenges.

Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it’s hard to turn away.

I hate getting haircuts. It’s like going to the damn dentist, man.

I’m trying to have a guitar built. What’s needed is better instruments, better amplifiers, better hardware for electric music to get better.

It’s nice to know there’s a big world with many perspectives. I tend to get so stuck in my own small world easily, and going out into the world reminds me that I’m not the center of the world – in a good way.

A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill.

“Poor guy or poor girl, get offstage. You’re killing us.” But if you get onstage and you don’t sing that well but you give it your all, people will be like, “Yeah, I’ll chug beer to this!”.