Drink Quotes

Your story isn’t powerful enough if all it does is lead the horse to water; it has to inspire the horse to drink, too. On social media, the only story that can achieve that goal is one told with native content.

They put arsenic in his meat And stared aghast to watch him eat; They poured strychnine in his cup And shook to see him drink it up.

I’ll smoke pot every now and then. I cannot see a movie on pot. The number of movies I’ve seen thinking, This is probably the best I have ever seen, and then I’ll see it again sober and think, What was I thinking?

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn’t afterward.

Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.

I never had a drink in my life. I don’t smoke or anything.

It’s the same thing that drives people to want to experience sexual pleasure or have one too many drinks.

Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving.

We are experiencing a real confusion here in the United States, you know. Why is it OK to drink, but it’s not OK to take drugs?