Drink Quotes

I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out.

Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they’re drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.

There are three intolerable things in life – cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.

What America needs now is a drink.

Drinking and smoking grass were a part of my life as far back as I can remember.

Yellow is evil, so don’t drink your piss.

I drink to the ones that can sit with their souls and not wish for sleep and the nightmares it brings.

You’re begging for a second chance since you’re sure you can prove it was just a silly misunderstanding unfortunately I’d rather drink bleach than try to get along with you.

The person who decides what shall be the food and drink of a family, and the modes of its preparation, is the one who decides, to a greater or less extent, what shall be the health of that family.

I drink eternally. For me it is an eternity of drinking, and a drinking up of eternity.