Drink Quotes

I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.

I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.

A drink is shorter than a tale.

Now I am an outcast. I loathe my country. The best thing for me is a drunken sleep on the beach.

The gods they serve, the vintage they drink, nor by the way they fight, or love, or sin, but by the quality of the thought they think.

I was about one drink away from my limit, In came a black dress with a black body in it, She looked so timid, it took me a minute To get her in focus

Drink whatever you like, just so long as it coordinates with your nail varnish.

In the spiritual journey, you cannot be a wine taster, you have to become a drunk.

I like to drink to suit my location.

I’ve had a hip replacement, I’ve beaten cancer, I had my hand operation, and I stopped drinking. Something inside of me just went, ‘I’m done.’