Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.
CHARLES BARKLEYI read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.
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If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
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I’m just what America needs: another unemployed black man.
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I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
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This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.
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I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.
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I’m not paid to be a role model, parents should be role models.
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The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
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I don’t have time to put up with the politics. Who’s a Democrat? Who’s a Republican? Who’s liberal? Who’s conservative? Man, can my daughter just go to a school and not get killed? Can these people get a good job? That’s what I’m concerned about.
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When you’re black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It’s a dirty, dark secret; I’m glad it’s coming out.
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I’m not a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.
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What does politically correct mean? If you’re fat, don’t ask me if you’re fat, because I’m gonna tell you the truth. You’re fat.
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I was asked for years about being a Republican, probably because most black people are Democrats. My mother heard it once and called me and said ‘Charles, Republicans are for the rich people.’ And I said, ‘Mom, I’m rich.’
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I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, ‘Yeah. I’m going to retire.’ They said, ‘Well, we’ll give you $9 million.’ And I said, ‘You got a pen on you?’
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Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn’t know anything about it personally but I’ve heard about it through the grapevine.
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I’m afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I’ve got a whole cemetery full of them.
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I was a Republican until they lost their minds.
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I don’t care what people think. people are stupid.
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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He’s got to bring something stronger than that. That’s like bringing milk to a bar, it’s not strong enough
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There’s only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don’t have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn’t take your life that serious.
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Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.
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Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they’re still poor.
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I think you have an obligation to be honest.
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I know a lot of people did a lot of heavy lifting to make me successful and I do everything in my power not to screw it up.
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We’re just playing basketball. It’s not like we’re going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
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You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They’re old. Old people don’t get healthy. They die.
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