I was a Republican until they lost their minds.
CHARLES BARKLEYI came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking – and that’s all that golf is – then you are officially fat.
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We’re just playing basketball. It’s not like we’re going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
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I think you have an obligation to be honest.
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I was asked for years about being a Republican, probably because most black people are Democrats. My mother heard it once and called me and said ‘Charles, Republicans are for the rich people.’ And I said, ‘Mom, I’m rich.’
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This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.
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These are my new shoes. They’re good shoes. They won’t make you rich like me, they won’t make you rebound like me, they definitely won’t make you handsome like me. They’ll only make you have shoes like me. That’s it.
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I want to be a politician. I think I understand how the system works, I think a lot of politicians are corrupt, and it’s about time we put some people in there who are going to look out for the majority of the people instead of the rich people.
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We’re not all supposed to think alike.
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He’s got to bring something stronger than that. That’s like bringing milk to a bar, it’s not strong enough
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You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They’re old. Old people don’t get healthy. They die.
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The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
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I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.
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Social media is where losers go to feel important.
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We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
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Just because you say something doesn’t make it controversial, and it doesn’t make you a bad person.
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But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
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If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
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Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
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I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don’t, who will? Not other poor people, that’s for sure.
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If you’re scarde to fail, you don’t deserve to be successful.
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My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
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Poor white people and poor black people just don’t know how much they have in common. Rich people don’t give a damn about either group.
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I’m the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.
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I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
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The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.
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People say I eat a lot. I really don’t. More or less I just eat all the time.
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